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Did you know you can go to jail for being in debt? 


Debt seriousness

If that sounds like some whimsical jargon left over from the medieval times, you are utterly and terrifyingly wrong. That kind of thinking will be what lands in prison scrubbing toilet bowls with your toothbrush while convicted child molesters bug you for a back rub. Don't give a back rub to anyone you don't want to--staying out of debt is staying out of prison these days. A kick in the groin to child molesters everywhere. Don't let them convince you that pushing a cart full of books through cell block D is fun--the librarians are human back-rub dolls inside. If you fall into debt you could be running for your back's life, chased by sweaty guys with mustaches and yellow teeth. The guards won't stop them. Nobody will.


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While in debt, you can be prosecuted for crimes you did not commit, such as murder, extortion, treason. The reason for this is quite simply because when you do not pay your bills and end up in debt you are put on a list called Try These People First for Unsolved Crimes List, in which you are each, in the order of the list, brought up on charges for crimes that otherwise have yet to be solved. It's a big list (there is a lot of debt), but don't worry: there's a lot of unsolved crimes.
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		<title>Consolidate Debt</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n67.html</link>
		<description>Consolidate debt and destroyed your debt will become. To put it less awkwardly, you'll improve your credit and save thousands a year when you consolidate debt! </description>
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		<title>Debt Settlement</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n66.html</link>
		<description>Debt settlement is the fastest form of financial relief found anywhere. Finality and closure will finally be upon you, thanks to your debt settlement plan. </description>
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		<title>Debt Help</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n65.html</link>
		<description>Debt help could help you Destroy your financial problems once and for all. Seek debt help and you shall find it here.</description>
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		<title>Debt Company</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n64.html</link>
		<description>Debt company associates can help you resolve your issues.  Find out how to pick a good debt company on this page.</description>
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		<title>Debt Negotiation</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n62.html</link>
		<description>Debt negotiation firms are out there and they want to help you!  Find out how debt negotiation works on this page.</description>
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		<title>Debt Elimination</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n61.html</link>
		<description>Debt elimination has helped thousands get out of trouble.  Find out where the best debt elimination lies for you.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Reduction</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n60.html</link>
		<description>Debt reduction is an essential part of fiscal maturity.  You must learn more about debt reduction if you want to <b>destroy your debt</b>.</description>
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		<title>Debt Consolidation</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n6.html</link>
		<description>Debt consolidation provides you with your first and only chance to be debt free. How awesome is that? Find out how to live the good life with our debt consolidation associates' help today.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Relief</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n5.html</link>
		<description>Debt relief is your best bet for getting out of debt. Learn all about debt relief today, right here. Right now. </description>
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		<title>Debt Recovery</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n47.html</link>
		<description>Debt recovery programs can help you get out of debt.  With help from a debt recovery program you will save a few bucks.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Credit Card Debt</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n4.html</link>
		<description>Credit card debt is the greatest downfall of man as well as the most prosecuted crime in the West. Really, it is. Don't question it, just defeat it. Find out how to stay out of jail and ill mental health by steering clear of credit card debt.</description>
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		<title>Student Loan Debt</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n3.html</link>
		<description>Student loan debt is your one-stop informational source. Find out everything you want to know about student loan debt today.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Management</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n25.html</link>
		<description>Debt management is the key to savings. Take as long as you need to review your debt management options.</description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Free</title>
		<link>http://www.debtdestroyed.com/debt/n21.html</link>
		<description>Debt free dreams can come true. It can happen to you when you learn the best ways to become debt free online.</description>
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